yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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