Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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