If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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