I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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