sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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