She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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