ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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