Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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