so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
