Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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