wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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