I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
vagina is talking i cant
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize