And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The adults are the big ones right?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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