Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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