do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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