I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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