I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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