can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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