I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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