...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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