He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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