Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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