This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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