Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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