Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
he thought i was a dude.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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