I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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