my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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