Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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