People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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