The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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