dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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