You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dicks are not precious.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
