She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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