just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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