Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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