Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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