thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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