My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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