hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
one might say we're banned from that church
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Randomize
