office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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