It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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