I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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