ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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