Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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