Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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