Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i don't like sucking hair
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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