just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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