Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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