do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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