Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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