I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Randomize
