I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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