Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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