Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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