whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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