it was like eating out sand paper
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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