Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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