No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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