i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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