I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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